Kyle Weir's official tumblr

cravings:

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

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"we’re gonna have pizza"

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"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

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"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

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"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

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(Source: cravings, via cherrylipstickandhighheels)

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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(Source: yorshs, via cherrylipstickandhighheels)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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mileylikestolickhammers:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Where are their vaginas tho

(Source: acebethchilds, via cherrylipstickandhighheels)

sokkaflockaflameo:

thatsupergleekywholockianhead:

satansleftbuttcheek:

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

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Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler

[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME

I just spit water everywhere

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